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02 January, 2011

Makeover

My blog took a makeover over the holidays.

This isn't some preteen slumber party shit I'm talking about, I'm talking about fucking Donatella Versace issued: save scalpal, instead used a machette and a pair of fucking industrial grade fishing lures.

My blog now has the face to go out in public again, not like your cousin Pete who peed his pants first year while ripped out of his fucking mind at a bender on the strip, since he was too concerned with not breaking the seal and ended up on youtube borrowing his sisters bikini bottoms to take the bus home in because noone would let him sit in their car.

Breathe.

My style is sporatic, run on, and pure Irish sailor. Let me show you how the Irish do things downtown.
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