05 February, 2011

Typical Friday Night for Chris

So today I am minding my own business on You Tube watching dumb videos of cats or something when my MSN goes off.

Now for those of you who don’t know, MSN is kind of like the Bat Signal, and I'm Bruce Wayne, only poor and not as good at spelunking. When the signal goes off that you have a message, you’re like “OH SHIT, it must be important”, because no one uses this shit anymore. Basically Facebook is the new black, which once was MSN. Anyway.

So I have it on 24/7 for nostalgic purposes mostly, and I have a couple friends who aren’t on Facebook/much (the HORRORS!) I talk to on there. So when the orange blinker goes off I rush to my Bat Cave and take out the BatWing on that Ma. *clicks to open*

I will now share the delight I found on the other end of this message. Please note that I would normally just close it out right away but I thought I might as well get a blog out of this. I swear to you I have not edited it in any way except pasting it on a background in Photoshop.

christhatdude@****.com

Chris thatguyulove says (10:18 PM)



hi


Manda ♣ says (10:18 PM)


whos this


Chris thatguyulove says (10:18 PM)


does it matter?


i am a complete stranger


Manda ♣ says (10:18 PM)


If you’re a complete stranger then it matters how you got my e-mail and why you would message me in the first place


Chris thatguyulove says (10:19 PM)


im young and intellegent and overall a very good person


wana chat a bit?


im looking for a girlfriend, maybe


Manda ♣ says (10:19 PM)


Lol are you kidding me right now, is this a joke? how did you get my email


Chris thatguyulove says (10:20 PM)


you gave me it


i think it sometime ago, years?


im sure it was worth it if we went this far


you probably liked me


hey did you want to chat?


Manda ♣ says (10:20 PM)


uhhh sadly no. i have someone


Chris thatguyulove says (10:21 PM)


aww, well, im sorry to hear that Manda


if your not happy


...


Manda ♣ says (10:21 PM)


i meant sadly for you, not for me, I'm great


Chris thatguyulove says (10:21 PM)


well, don't be afraid to exercise your options


its ok.


i understand and respect you


hes a lucky guy


Chris thatguyulove says (10:22 PM)


can we still be friends?


Manda ♣ says (10:22 PM)


Lol I don’t think I want to exercise your option. I don't even know you so i dont think we were ever friends


Chris thatguyulove says (10:22 PM)


lol


this is true Manda


but, well, I have a girlfriend also.


but a lot of the times shes really a bitch.


Chris thatguyulove says (10:23 PM)


so i just need somewhere to go and talk with


someone*


Manda ♣ says (10:23 PM)


you dont have any friends, chris?


Chris thatguyulove says (10:23 PM)


if you dont want to chat or keep me in my list thats ok


i have lots of friends, but the more the merryer


Chris thatguyulove says (10:24 PM)


merry er?


Manda ♣ says (10:24 PM)


merrier


Chris thatguyulove says (10:24 PM)


see, your making a difference


Manda ♣ says (10:24 PM)


technically i learned that in grade 1


Chris thatguyulove says (10:24 PM)


im not that stupid


come on


its a my free pass for being a ditz


Chris thatguyulove says (10:25 PM)


and now i have now more


what are you up to tonight?


ok i wont keep you


well thanks for taking the time to stop by and chat with the coolest guy in the world


Manda ♣ says (10:26 PM)


Jeff Goldblum?


Chris thatguyulove says (10:26 PM)


who?


Manda ♣ says (10:26 PM)


WHAT


good day sir


Chris thatguyulove says (10:26 PM)


lol


Manda ♣ says (10:26 PM)


I said GOOD DAY




Nobody admits to not knowing Jeff Goldblum around me. Nobody. What a wack job.


-Clover out

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