I'm at home and my mom texts my Blackberry. Apparently she's supposed to be meeting two friends after work and she is waiting around for them.
Mom: Did anyone call for me?
Mom: Why am I the only one I know who texts and uses my cell?
Me: Because you’re hip
Mom: Yes I am! I'm waiting to see if they show
Me: When are you supposed to meet them?
Mom: They both said they would be here 5:30pm or 6pm. No one uses their damn cell phone!
Me: Who says “around 5:30 or 6pm?” It’s one or the other
Mom: Old people